Bad-ass short stories 
I was an English major, so I've read a lot of crap in my day. These stories are the counter-crap I wrote after drinking or watching Futurama.
Detective McCloud in The Case of the Right-Wing Gay Murders
Jiu-Jitsu Mike's shitty Christian fiction
Reviews of movies I've never seen
Meet the Robinsons
Firewall
Nanny McPhee
I Heart Huckabees
Wild Hearts Can't be Broken
Taxi
The Cider House Rules
Sideways
Retarded collegate essays and reviews
Natural undergraduate stupidity combined with cognac and fast typing skills.
MacGyver's Awesomeness / Bad-Assity
Pump-up stories 
Do you dig action? Are you HARDCORE? Here are some stories that will get you pumped for your next ninja breakdance competition. Inspired by Robert Hamburger's short stories at realultimatepower.net
The Ultimate Tree FortThe Bike Chase
Super Skills
Battle X
Beyond Redemption
Dragon Powers